These are stories that should be on the shelves of the schools and libraries because parents don't want to be parents anymore. You're welcome.
I need someone to do the cover art for these. Any takers??
1. My Daddy's in Jail Because he Touched Me
2. What
to do When Your Imaginary Friend Goes into Rehab
3. So You
Want to Join A Gang?
4. The
Little Penis that Couldn't
5. My
First Prostitute
6. When
Good Beer Goes Bad
7. Dr.
Seuss Shit in My Hat
8. The
Jungle Juice Book
9. Superfudge,
Highway of Love
10. Clifford,
the Big Engorged Liver
11. Dick in
Jane's Sphincter
12.
Earning Your Red Wings: A Dot to Dot Coloring Book
13. "A"
is for Anus
14. Kleo
the Chlamydia Ridden Koala
15. Poop
Schutes and Ladders (Okay, it's a
game. So what?)
You need more funny pictures.
ReplyDeleteDammit Self I KNOW!!!
This is going to be epic. Lol
ReplyDeleteYesssssssssssssssssssss!
ReplyDeleteGood work. Let's get these kids out of the bubble wrap and dealing with these important topics. The younger the better.
ReplyDeleteThanks Don. My thoughts exactly. Sorry it took so long to get back to ya. I suck.....
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