These are stories that should be on the shelves of the schools and libraries because parents don't want to be parents anymore. You're welcome.
I need someone to do the cover art for these. Any takers??
1. My Daddy's in Jail Because he Touched Me
2. What to do When Your Imaginary Friend Goes into Rehab
3. So You Want to Join A Gang?
4. The Little Penis that Couldn't
5. My First Prostitute
6. When Good Beer Goes Bad
7. Dr. Seuss Shit in My Hat
8. The Jungle Juice Book
9. Superfudge, Highway of Love
10. Clifford, the Big Engorged Liver
11. Dick in Jane's Sphincter
12. Earning Your Red Wings: A Dot to Dot Coloring Book
13. "A" is for Anus
14. Kleo the Chlamydia Ridden Koala
15. Poop Schutes and Ladders (Okay, it's a game. So what?)