Soooo...my husband's phone rings while he's in the shower. I notice someone left a message. It was his place of employment. When he gets out of the shower I tell him he got a call from his work and they left a message.
I give him the head tilt a dog gives when something is said that isn't understood and tell him, "It's on the kitchen window written in blood."
"Where?" Good Lord man. Is there another place someone