These are stories that should be on the shelves of the schools and libraries because parents don't want to be parents anymore. You're welcome.
I need someone to do the cover art for these. Any takers??
1. My Daddy's in Jail Because he Touched Me
2. What
to do When Your Imaginary Friend Goes into Rehab
3. So You
Want to Join A Gang?
4. The
Little Penis that Couldn't
5. My
First Prostitute
6. When
Good Beer Goes Bad
7. Dr.
Seuss Shit in My Hat
8. The
Jungle Juice Book
9. My First Cult
10. Superfudge,
Highway of Love
11. Clifford,
the Big Engorged Liver
12. Dick in
Jane's Sphincter
13.
Earning Your Red Wings: A Dot to Dot Coloring Book
14. "A"
is for Anus
15. Kleo
the Khlamydia Ridden Koala
16. Where's Waldo?- He Owes Mommy Child Support
17. Poop
Schutes and Ladders (Okay, it's a game. So what?)
