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Wednesday, April 6, 2016

TOP 17 Children's Books Never to be Published



These are stories that should be on the shelves of the schools and libraries because parents don't want to be parents anymore. You're welcome. 


I need someone to do the cover art for these. Any takers??



1.            My Daddy's in Jail Because he Touched Me


2.            What to do When Your Imaginary Friend Goes into Rehab


3.            So You Want to Join A Gang?


4.            The Little Penis that Couldn't


5.            My First Prostitute


6.            When Good Beer Goes Bad


7.            Dr. Seuss Shit in My Hat


8.            The Jungle Juice Book


9.            My First Cult


10.          Superfudge, Highway of Love


11.          Clifford, the Big Engorged Liver



12.          Dick in Jane's Sphincter


13.          Earning Your Red Wings: A Dot to Dot         Coloring Book


14.          "A" is for Anus


15.          Kleo the Khlamydia Ridden Koala


16.          Where's Waldo?- He Owes Mommy Child Support


17.          Poop Schutes and Ladders  (Okay, it's a  game. So what?)

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