My Horror Tree interview with THE Noel Osualdini

Take a few minutes to discover author Noel Osualdini and his debut collection. You'll be glad you did.

https://horrortree.com/the-horror-tree-presents-an-interview-with-noel-osualdini/

Banned FB Christmas Post

This post on Facebook was OKAY in 2015 but has been flagged as "hate speech" when reposted three years later. What changed? I did not call anyone names.. except for the child demon spawn. I did not threaten to dismember or sexually assault anyone.

This post was farce. Humor. Dark humor from my friggin  life. I have seen hideous posts on FB with no one batting an eye.

Enjoy my banned work.


So.....I'm walking up the steps to my porch when I hear one of the white trash devil spawn from next door yelling from their upstairs window, "I hate your dogs. Hey you, I hate your three dogs!"

Yes. It was talking to me.

Ahh...The Christmas spirit is alive and well.

I thought I could help this wayward child out. So I turned around and asked him if he believed in Santa. He told me he did.

Aww...how sweet.

I smiled and told him, "Well little white trash kid who really shouldn't be yelling at strangers out their window- Santa isn't real. Your parents made him up. And you're parents aren't really your parents either. You were found in a trash bag on the side of a road."

So....moral of the story is....

1. If u have nothing nice to say...shut up because the person to whom you are rude - may be ruder than you.

2. Try not to live next to a crack house overflowing with children. Last I counted there were 10.

3. If you're gonna have a shit load of kids to a bunch of different daddies and raise them like animals.... JUST DON'T!  Buy your skank ass a box of condoms. They're cheaper than kids in the long run!!

4. Santa doesn't do crack. He's a weed man.

My Horror Tree Interview with THE Angela Y Smith

https://horrortree.com/the-horror-tree-presents-an-interview-with-angela-y-smith/#more-552745