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Monday, July 6, 2020

Husbands....Why?

Soooo...my husband's phone rings while he's in the shower. I notice someone left a message. It was his place of employment.  When he gets out of the shower I tell him he got a call from his work and they left a message.  

His answer....."Where?"

I give him the head tilt a dog gives when something is said that isn't understood and tell him, "It's on the kitchen window written in blood."

"Where?" Good Lord man. Is there another place someone


When I don't want to strangle him....
calls and leaves messages?

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Husbands....Why?

Soooo...my husband's phone rings while he's in the shower. I notice someone left a message. It was his place of employment.  When he...