Soooo...they have successfully transplanted a uterus into a woman in the US. Well, the medical scene is in luck because I have a 'gently used' uterus that would love a new home!
It's housebroken and will 'come when you call' it.... sometimes. It knows tricks too. Like....stay. I told it to stay over 40 years ago and never had to tell it again.
Could someone please give my uterus a good, kind home. I really need to free up the space for my car keys, cell phone and hockey equipment.
I tried to get a pix but it's a little camera shy....
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