Using Big Ben Rothlisberger to Get My Cookbook Published
The Steelers win to the Superbowl (over 3 years ago) has helped me decide just how my cookbook is going to be published. I’m
going to accuse Big Ben of touching me inappropriately in the frozen
pizza isle of Giant Eagle. Here is my direct quote to Star Magazine…
In my best Pitssburgh ackscent,
“I was in da Giahant
Igle, jus mahdin mah own bizness. Ah was Bahin some Jumbo and made mah
way over to da frozen pizza section and Ben Rothlisberger came over and
asked if ah liked pepperoni or sawsage. He wasn’t tawkin abaht on mah pizza, datswhat he calls a ladies 'special parts'. Ah tole Ben he shud be shamed ah hisself, disgracing
me in the Giahant Igle like dat. Ah kin never watch the Stillers
again. I am traumatized to go into another Giahant Igle for fear of
Ben ogling mah pizza. He tainted my feelins towards Jumbo too. “
Without Accent
“I
was in the Giant Eagle, just minding my own business. I was buying
some Jumbo and made my way over to the frozen pizza section and Ben
Rothlisberger came over and asked if I liked pepperoni or sausage. He
wasn’t talking about toppings on my pizza. That’s
what he calls a ladies special parts. I told Ben he should be ashamed
ah himself, disgracing me in the Giant Eagle like that. I can never
watch the Steelers again. I am traumatized to go into another Giant
Eagle for fear of Ben ogling my pizza. He tainted my feelings towards Jumbo too."
I can't lie...I've eaten pizza like the guy in the picture before.
ReplyDeleteYes you have John. Yes you have....
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