Tuesday, March 8, 2016

Adopt my Uterus...please.

Soooo...they have successfully transplanted a uterus into a woman in the US.  Well, the medical scene is in luck because I have a 'gently used' uterus that would love a new home!

It's housebroken and will 'come when you call' it.... sometimes. It knows tricks too. Like....stay. I told it to stay over 40 years ago and never had to tell it again.

Could someone please give my uterus a good, kind home. I really need to free up the space for my car keys, cell phone and hockey equipment.

I tried to get a pix but it's a little camera shy....

Wal Mart Etiquette- Or...ForThose that Can't Read French -How NOT to be a Douche while Shopping Wally World

Wal-Mart is a shopping...experience. I get that. Most red bloody-eyed M'uricans either love it or hate it. There is no grey area ...